zeldathemes
This Blog is a Fucking Gem
Hi, I'm Thomas (he/his). 16. Massachusetts. Agnostic-Atheist in Catholic School. I'll find my own bravado.. Answered public asks will be tagged either "answered" or "anon". Everything else can be found under Teen Idle.
Movie I'm currently obsessed with: The Devil's Carnival
Song I'm currently obsessed with:
Cool Kids
Singers/Bands I'm currently obsessed with:
Interpol, Echosmith, Hozier
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dialupmodem:

Does Your Pussy Pop Severely? Take This Quiz And Find Out! 

rlmjob:

life hack

  #nsfw    #amazing  

versaceslut:

lanamusic:

Preview of Jessica Lange (Elsa) singing Gods and Monsters by Lana for Wednesday’s episode of American Horror Story: Freakshow.

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  #lana    #ahs    #freakshow    #video  

more-red-more-blue-more-beer:

lyxdelsic:

boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh

i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring
electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOUlike BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

thighabetic:

Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.